These are probably some of the cheesiest jokes you have ever read, but that’s kind of the point…..
What TV channel would you watch cheese on?
Brie Brie C!
What happened when the cheese factory exploded?
There was De-Brie everywhere!
What is the name of the secret society who controls cheese making?
The Halloumi-nati!”
What did the cheese say to the shop assistant when they selected the wrong size dress for his wife?
“That won’t Feta!”
Which cheeses can fly?
Curds of prey!
How do they eat cheese in Wales?
Caerphilly!
What music does cheese like?
R ‘n’ Brie!
What other music does cheese like?
The Blues!
How much cheese did you buy today?
I bought a Tunworth!
What cheese did the man in the bar ask for?
Morbier!
What is cheese with curly hair called?
Permasan!
What is Tom Hanks favourite cheese?
Philadelphia!
Why did Lewis Hamilton have too much cheese?
Because he won the Grand Brie!
Have you heard the cheesy weather forecast?
Rain with a light Bries!
When don’t you believe cheese?
When it’s too Gouda to be true!
What surrounds a cheese castle?
A moat-zarella!
Which cheese lives in a cathedral?
Stinking Bishop!
What is Jay-Z’s favourite cheese?
Brie-yoncé!
How did the cheese paint his wife?
He Double Gloucester!
Where can you buy second hand cheese?
Brie-Bay!
Which cheese do lions like most?
Roar-quefort!
What is a woodpecker’s favourite cheese?
Pecorino!
Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?
No, but an Applewood!
What was Marlon Brando’s cheesiest film?
The Goudafather!
What did Shakespeare say to the cheesemonger?
To Brie or not to Brie!
Why can’t you make clothes out of cheese?
Because fromage frays!